When Online Dating Goes Bad. Real Life Horror Stories

images234421434We all no someone (or even yourself) that has been on a bad date, but some of these stories from around the globe take the cake in my book!

1. The Swashbuckler

“After a few attempts I ended up dating a guy a few times. Eventually he asked if I’d like to see his flat and I said yes. He had loads of swords and machetes on the wall and decided to hold one to my throat to show me how incredibly strong they were. So yeah, there was that.”

2. Polar Opposites

“Set a first date for a big Halloween bar hop. I went as hipster Hitler. Never do the first date as Hitler. To be fair, you can’t read snark on a text. Turns out she was very Jewish. Life lesson learned.”

3. The Birthdate Mixup

“Met a girl who described herself as a 24-year old woman who’s blonde. I arrived on the date, all happy, but realized that the girl was a 40-year old lady with two children and was just finding an excuse to leave her house.”

4. Three is a Crowd

A former friend of mine went on a date with a guy she met online. Only problem is, he brought his wife. There wasn’t a second date.

5. Mistaken Identity

“She invited me to her birthday party for our third date where she proceeded to drop acid amongst other drugs!! 2 hours later her lame friends, also too high to function, leave it to me to get her home. We head out, all the while she is fighting with me because she thinks I’m her ex-husband! Full of tears she strips naked in the street screaming “why don’t you love me anymore?”, I pretty much carry her to her apartment, whilst trying not to drop the leftover cake from her party she “had to have!” I set her down in front of her door, hand her the cake which she proceeds to start eating with her hands (still naked mind you)!”

So happy dating and I hope none of you end up in situations like any of these!

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